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Today's Match-Up: Obama vs McCain

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Barack Obama (Democratic presidential candidate) vs John McCain (Republican presidential candidate)

In honour of our Southern neighbour's general election, I present a special bonus fight between two previous candidates for Boss: John McCain, maverick of the Republican party (is that even true?) vs Barrack Obama, suspected socialist (what?). VOTE NOW!

Winner:
Barack Obama (338 electoral college votes)
over
John McCain (163 electoral college votes)

Damn right, America. You've been fucking up for so long, it's nearly a miracle to the rest of the world that you finally made the right choice. But yesterday, history was made, and hope was given once again to hundreds of millions of progressive people around the world. And today, Barrack Obama has beaten John McCain (aka The Mummy) to a bloody pulp in the Who's Da Boss arena.

We here at Who's Da Boss salute the 44th President of the United States, and all of you who ushered him into office.

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OBAMA FTW!" - cheesegimp

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( 11 votes — VOTE NOW! )
jameel
Nov. 4th, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
Obama!
1. I <3 universal health care

2. I H8 Palin with the fury of a thousand suns and would be forced to put my own ears out if I had to listen to her "Mom from Bobby's World" voice once she became President.
andsheewas
Nov. 4th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Obama!
What he said.
captain_slinky
Nov. 4th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC)
In an actual fight, I think it would go down as one of the greatest battles ever.

In the one corner we've got John McCain, Ex-POW War Hero with the build of a brawler. Brian Dennehy in the Chuck Norris roll of "Braddock: Missing in Action III".

In the other corner there's Barack Obama, young and spry, street-smart ('cuz all colored folk have Street Smarts, right?) with a Charisma that makes people blindly follow him. He's Wesley Snipes as Jesus.

We can assume that The ObamArmy of zealots would be killed as they are attempting to devour the flesh of Sarah Palin, who would keep her finger on the trigger for as long as possible, mowing down the crowd with curtain after curtain of hot lead. In the end, the few survivng ObamArmy Zealots would be taken out with a strategically placed hand grenade that would be found as they try to move her motionless corpse - mutual annihilation.

Then all that's left is McCain and Obama on a mountain top, exchanging blows. Obama's all over the place, weaving and dodging in a Judo-esque fighting style that is more about using his opponents strength to subdue him rather than actually doing any harm. McCain throwing thunderous punches straight out of a Jack Kirby illustration that could knock over an entire building, but never making contact.

The fight goes on for MONTHS.

Finally, in the end, McCain clutches his chest and collapses from a Heart Attack.

OBAMA FTW!!!
waygroovy
Nov. 4th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
+++++++
salad_barbarian
Nov. 4th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
I don't like either but I think McCain would win.
ljisthedevil
Nov. 4th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
Obama. He's young and sprightly.
-Fisher
cheesegimp
Nov. 4th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)


OBAMA FTW!
oxboxer
Nov. 5th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
Obama apparently has unicorns on his side! What's not to vote for? :D
ungulatedefund
Nov. 5th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
McCain's aunt literally said that a Presidency would likely kill him if he were to win.

Obama need not lift a finger to win this one.

That, and "Obamarama" just sounds too sweet a victory call!
jiminwindsor
Nov. 5th, 2008 03:37 am (UTC)
I think it would go down something like this:



Um. I'm not sure who wins by that standard, but I'm pretty sure Obama wins this fight.
pinkcheeze
Nov. 7th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
....McCain appears to have a slug monster on the side of his head, also, he looks very, very dead in that picture. Could you imagine what the world would have been like if he had won? And then died? And then Palin was president? I think the US would get nuked.
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